look out the window
no one is there
no one wants to watch you sleep its boring and youre ugly
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I hope Rick Santorum gets chased by actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf
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Reblog if you say “fuck” more than 5 times a day.
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When a white van pulls up near you.
“Are you trying to rape me, sir?”
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